WHY DO I WANT TO WRITE? I’LL TELL YOU WHY … WALT DISNEY MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE.

Why do I write?  I’ll tell you why … Walt Disney makes me want to write,  He inspires me, him and men of his ilk.  Dead and buried in a Chronologically frozen state under the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ride as far as rumour goes.  Definitely not substantiated and more than likely untrue, but a great hook for tourists and gives us fans hope he will return within our lifetime.   But he still inspires me.  Him and his version of Jules Verne’s classic sci-fi fantasy 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: The wonderful Darby O’Gill and the Little People which visualised DEATH himself as a physical arch enemy of Darby.  (Though I thought Sean Connery‘s Irish accent to be even scarier than DEATH traveling in his flying, horse drawn carriage, scythe by his side.)  And the many other scary animated classics that he made with great love and care such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and segments of the original Fantasia, Pinocchio and Dumbo.

Walt wasn’t worried about giving tender young minds the fright of their lives.  He never saw the need to pander to wowser’s concerns about the long term effect some of the themes and scenes in his animated films could have on a young child’s mind in the years ahead. (a wowser is an Australian word that means a person who constantly tries to inflict their high held morals on anybody, and everybody, in sight. eg: i don’t need to drink – so neither do you!)  The preceding information is for our u.s.a and n.z cousins. – no, not you Annette, you probably have been living in N.Z. too long if you have forgotten the word.  Now, back to Walt …

Walt based the style of his films on the intention and tone of original children’s stories and nursery rhymes from many years earlier, when the wicked step-mother character was based on the impression that all step-mothers really were evil.  Purported, in their day, to only marry the widowed father in order to get their clutches on his money.   The child’s death was imminent once the marriage had taken place was a common thought in the minds of many of the day when they became aware of the marriage.  This, and many other simialar events that have become the basic stock for many a children’s story or nursery rhyme were either based on truth, or perceived truth.   Hansel and Gretal were not just a figment of the imagination of an over imaginative author, you know, there was a back door story behind it.  Most fears and horror stories of the time were based on interpretation of rumors and gossip of the day and Walt simply took those original interpretations and ran with them … and made some very scary movies for children and their parents.

TRIVIA ALERT:  Do you realise that Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary is believed to have different connotations to its words than just a pretty little nursery rhyme.   Mary is believed to be Mary Tudor, daughter of Henry the VIII (I’m Henry the eighth, I am, I am … you can sing along if you like) (a.k.a. Bloody Mary), Silver bells are believed to be thumb screws, a

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Yakety BLog! Yackety Blog! Yackety Blog! Here we go again.

Hi there. everybody.

Did you hear where the Australian Prime Minister told the Indonesians that two Australian drug smugglers should not be executed because Australia had donated one billion dollars to Indonesia following a Tsunami a few years ago.  In retaliation to his insensitive words, along with a ton of twitter rants, local Indonesians took such ire to his suggestion that he had paid for their release they began raising the billion dollars to throw back at the Australian Government … in coins.

Now, is this irony or is this irony – or simply co-incidental?  I went to the Council library at Chermside the other day and took out a three disc pack of the u.k. television series New Tricks, and the first episode I put in the old D.V.D. player was an episode where Brian, one of the detectives, was in a library (presumably Council) where he was doing his nutter over the fact that, amongst other things that caused him angst, was the fact that the library was now carrying D.V.D.s.

He was going out of his head with displeasure and I was wondering if the reason for his state of mind was the fact that New Tricks weren’t on the shelf … or then again, perhaps it was because they were carrying it.

And if this isn’t a bit of irony then nothing is.  During today’s broadcast of the World Series cricket channel Nine continuously ran an ad promoting the t.v. series Gallipoli.  Now I suspect the cynics among you will think it was simply good planning by the television station to gain maximum audience attention, but I am gullible enough to realize it was just a case of co-incidence, or irony if you prefer, that the match – one of the most exiting one day games you will have seen in years, was between Australia and New Zealand.   Now I know that Australia and New Zealand fought at Gillipoli during wwi as the ANZACS, but surely that had nothing to do with the channel nine ads, did it?  Nah!  Just a bit of a coincidence.

I mean, after all …

   IRONY! … IRONY … IRONY!  There’s irony everywhere.  Now its even ventured into politics.  Here in Queensland our recently departed state premier (sacked – not deceased) had came into his first (and only) stint as an unpopular state premier, wielding a sword so big it sliced over half of the government departments in one foul swoop.  Blood rolled freely down George street and every government employee shook in their Doc Martins as they froze in their tracks – desperately trying to locate where the next blow was coming from in order to escape the premier’s wrath.

Department after department succumbed to the vicious blows from Excalibur, the sword of the mighty Premier Avenger and Law Maker, Sir Campbell of New-man-land, and the list of victims grew like wildflowers.   Eventually the peasants began to grow angry at the bureaucratic nightmare that had begun taking over their lives and joined forces with the public servants in order to eject the Premier from the job he so did not deserve.   They were so desperate for their freedom they were even willing to allow the previous government back into power, even though they too had been thrown out of office for similar behaviour only three years earlier.

Sir Campbell could sense that the revolution was rapidly gaining strength and he and the other knights threw millions upon millions at the public to try to stem the flow, but to no avail.  The day came of the election came and they all but drowned in the wash-up.   And then they learnt a new lesson.  The general public and the public servants had one thing in common.  They both had long memories.

One of the first areas of destruction when the knight had seized power had been the State Literature Awards, an arm of ‘The Queensland Writer’s Festival’ program, a popular annual event that was attended religiously by both the arts and crafts set, and the general public.

   “No more money for the arts.”  The Premier had decreed, a wicked smile encasing his face, and a fearsome, cackling laughter emitting from his lips, but the sponsors of the festival, including the Queensland University Press, vowed to raise the money to allow the festival to continue … and they did … and it did.   The smile disappeared from the knights face, but he cared not.  He had achieved his agenda.  He had not had to lose face.  He had saved the money he wanted to save and if these peasants wanted to waste their money on supporting something he failed to see any reason to have an interest in, then so be it, he thought.

But as I said earlier, like elephants, academics have long memories and when the knight lost possession of his castle he felt a need to chronicle the events of the day and so he commissioned a sympathetic scribe and dictated the words he wanted to be printed in a book he could visualize with a soft, black leather cover and his name and the books title emblazoned in gold on the front and spine.

   ‘Yes,’  he thought to himself, ‘I may have lost the battle, but I will be remembered fondly by history.   Words do not lie.  Not in a book of this stature.’

The book was duly written, then it was ready to be printed, bound and distributed.   ‘Booker award perhaps?   Surely not a Pulizter?   No!  That would be expecting too much, but … ‘

And in most cases this is where the story of a best selling book would have its beginning.   But as I stated earlier there are many, many people of influence who have long memories … and that includes members of the Queensland University Press who decreed that Sir Campbell’s work was not one that could be published by Queensland’s only publishing house.  They were sorry, they said, but they would find the idea of publishing the works of a former enemy of the art world to be appalling; would have them feeling, and acting, like hypocrites.  The man had shown a side of politics that did not sit well with them in their daily lives and to produce a published article that existed only in order to obtain an income would surely make them feel that they were showing the world that they secretly agreed with his original objectives when it came to dealing with the art.  That art was only valuable for its financial value and of no real value to the average person, otherwise there would have been no reason to withdraw the funding previous governments once supplied.

Anyway, lets cut to the chase.  The moral of the story is if you ever want to sell yourself to the world make sure you don’t upset your public relations expert beforehand or they’ll do you like a dinner, and the same applies to publishers if you want to write a book about yourself.   And if you know of anybody about to open a new publishing house and requires new talent please remember Sir Campbell of New-Man’s-Land and his biography, but beware … he is suffering from a bad case of irony.

Okay, that’s enough of all things gripey and other silly things.  Here is the second instalment of The Night of Darkness and it might just be even sillier.   enjoy!

The Edge of Nightfall:
part 1:
The Night of Darkness edit: part 2

For those coming in late;

On a farm that came under the jurisdiction of Trenthamville, a small county to the south of London, witches were calling for their master, but when he arrived they had wished till the moment they died that they had not taken the action that they had.

At the turn of the twentieth century men of the Punjani  located the statue they had sought … the statue of their lord and master.  But they had not counted on the forces that were at work against their mission, and they too wished their actions had been different.

Several years into the twenty first century the curator of a small private museum in London began to dream about the events that had happened to the Punjani at the turn of the twentieth century … a man who truly believed with all his heart that he was the reincarnation of the guide that took the Punjani on their search for their statue: the curator was a man who believed he was about to be rewarded beyond his wildest dreams for the actions of his great-great-great-grandfather … and he was ready to accept.

But he was unaware that other forces were still at work.

And now the story begins;

Joseph moved the mouse across the pad; the cursor quickly making its way across the seventeen inch flat screen until it rested upon the icon marked‘TX1258’.

Joseph then pressed the left hand button on his mouse. The screen exploded in a kaleidoscope of colours and the computer’s modem whirred busily away as the enquiry made its way through the myriad of information and rubbish that littered the super highway that was the Internet, until it reached the destination that he sought.

‘Today is a day of ultimate destiny for some lucky, or perhaps not so lucky, Scorpions. For those born on the seventh day of the eleventh month, at one a.m., beware because today you, and you alone, will be affected by the cosmos forces – your destiny is finally at hand – but be wary in all that you do, all that you hear, and with all whom you meet … and especially in what you choose to do and say – for your reaction will have a far reaching, and perhaps unexpected, result if you choose wrong, ’ the words read.

“So this is it … my turn to be cool, to save the world.” Joseph laughed to himself, ‘like, as if.”

The creation of TX1258 was a private joke for Joseph. Though not necessarily a full believer in such matters, he never the less liked to check his stars daily, even though he knew that the use of the company computer for private reasons was frowned upon by management. Joseph’s knowledge of the function of computers, other than that to fulfill his position as a clerk at Johnson’s imports and exports, was enough to fill a matchbox, but back in his college days somebody had shown him how to save an auto entry point on the screen, rather than have to go through the process of opening the web every time, and ‘TX1258’ was a code word that he had used to cover himself should somebody else had reason to use his computer. He had based the icon on a science fiction movie that he had seen years earlier, but he was never certain that he had the number right … in fact, he doubted very much that he had, but, at least to date, it had been an effective cover.

Joseph again let his mind wonder why he had never found any interest in computers. He felt it was strange for him not to have at least some interest in computer games … if not more modern things like apps and the web that practically everybody he knew used on a daily basis. After all, he reasoned, he was a child of the eighties … or at least he was according to his birth certificate. Perhaps his parents weren’t into modern technology and he had inherited some of their reasoning.

The thought of his unknown parents saddened Joseph, but perhaps not as powerful an emotional loss as it may have been had he known them and lost them. He was six months old when he had been brought to the Farm-Vale orphanage according to the unknown middle aged man who had found him abandoned on a wild and rugged beach in some long forgotten part of the wild north. Midnight? Midsomer? Middleborough? Craigleborough … yes, he thought to himself, it was something like that.

Wherever it was it had escaped his mind again. Forgotten … or was it something his mind had desperately wanted to become disassociated with and had thrown away, cast it to the winds, as they say?   Then another associated thought that constantly crossed his mind arrived and was dispatched – dismissed without answer even faster than the previous thought. His mother was unable to care for him … his father …?

“Well,” he thought to himself, “that is something I will, most likely, never know.”  The man who had brought him to the orphanage had said the note that had accompanied the baby had been blown out of his hand and disappeared into the dark murkiness of the water that lined the pebble and muddy beach. ‘Blown away and gone forever’, he had said, ‘before I had a chance to read it all,’ But not before he had established the mother had said she was dying and there were no other relatives … and it was imperative that he took the child to the Farm-Vale Orphanage.

‘That was all I know,’ he had told the orphanage receptionist, ‘I received a phone call telling me it was important for me to go to the beach at six that evening … there would be something for me to collect and then they hung up. I never knew who called, but, out of curiosity I went, and got the shock of my life when I found the baby and followed the instructions. It was fairly desolate, that stretch of beach. God knows what would have happened to the poor child had I decided not to go. In all my time there I went to the beach a lot. I had a lot of thinking to do and the solitude and calmness of the place made it a perfect spot for me to spend my days. But in all that time I only ever saw one solitary person – and even that was once only. A middle aged woman who spoke to me, but never revealed anything about herself. Whether or not she was the one that sent the note, I couldn’t say.’

That was all that the orphanage had been able to tell Joseph when he became old enough to ask them.   Not even his saviour’s name. It had not been much of an answer, but it had been enough in the circumstances. At least he was certain that life would not hold any surprises for him. His father could come back into his life – if he was still alive.  But he very much doubted that was likely to happen. Either he had already been dead when Joseph’s mother had made arrangements for Joseph’s future, or as he had not become involved in Joseph’s life for the past thirty four years and six months, Joseph doubted that he was likely to do so now even if he was still alive.

Joseph was equally certain no siblings would turn up out of the blue either. ‘Surely,’ he thought, ‘they would have ended up in the orphanage with me.’   Then he had a second thought, “Perhaps they were old enough to look after themselves … but if that is the case why didn’t come looking for me? If my mother had the foresight to make arrangements for me surely she would have done the same for them, and with that kind of foresight she would have told them where to find me.”

Frustrated, Joseph finally dismissed the last of his stored up thoughts about his parents and moved his mind to the orphanage itself.

Life in the orphanage had been good, the staff had been kind and helpful, both to him and the other kids … and that was something else Joseph wondered about whenever his mind wandered off into its current location … he couldn’t remember any single child being adopted.  There had only ever been about a dozen orphans at any given time, of different ages, and different sexes, occasionally coming and going over the years, but they would always arrive mysteriously and eventually, like himself, they would leave the orphanage when they were ready to go to university … but nobody was ever adopted … at least no one that he knew about.

There was always in-fashion clothing and edible meals provided and popular presents at Christmas and birthdays, always supplied by the benevolent charity that supported the orphanage, he had been told, and the same charity ensured they all had a good education and their university fees and books were provided for, as well as providing them with a generous weekly living allowance. And that was something else that Joseph found hard to understand … the orphanage had somehow known Joseph’s birthday and time of birth, but no other record of his birth.

Once Joseph had finished at the university his present job had been made available. It had not been the type of job that Joseph would have preferred, but it had been suggested during his interview that the charity had suggested him for the position and perhaps he was honour bound to follow their advice.  To, at least, ‘give it a try for a couple of years,’ they had suggested.  Joseph had had no real idea what he really wanted out of life so he took the job and had been resigned to his fate ever since … but something unexplained occasionally stirred inside him, some inner longing, but he put it down to boredom, ignored the feeling and went on with his dull but safe life.

Once he had begun working at Johnsons, Joseph had not been in contact with the orphanage since … except on one particular occasion. The actual incident was not an unfamiliar story, but the story of how Joseph became advised of its happening was rather peculiar to say the least. He had met a girl, Rowanna Stokes, a pretty young thing who giggled a lot at his inane jokes and made him feel special. Rowanna was not exceptionally bright, but she made him laugh and she made him happy. They became engaged and planned for a spring wedding and a honeymoon in Paris and they would most likely have done so – had it not been for the unexpected phone call from somebody saying they were from the orphanage and they had a bit of bad news for him, “Go to the Regent Hotel at three this afternoon”, the unfamiliar voice had said, “go to room 610 … don’t knock … just go straight in.”   Then they had hung up.

Curious, Joseph had followed the instructions and had nearly passed out at the shock of finding his fiancée – and his intended best man, naked and locked in a passionate embrace on the bed.

Joseph’s shock at what he had seen had passed in time, but it had severely dented any thoughts of any new relationship. In the end he had been happy that he had found out in advance, before he learned the hard way about her waywardness, but even more concerning for him, when he had time to think about what had happened, had been the phone call from the orphanage. How had they known? Were they spying on him? Why?

Joseph had rung the orphanage, but got nowhere. ‘I am sorry,’ the Matron had told him, gently, but firmly, ‘but I think you will find the orphanage has been used as a cover by somebody in order to get your attention.’  and had hung up.  For a minute Joseph had believed her, but then he began to wonder who it could have been and he realized he had only ever told two people of his upbringing in an orphanage – his ex-fiancee and his ex-best man and he sincerely doubted that either of those two would have revealed themselves that way … unless, of course, they had told somebody else, but his instincts made him think otherwise.

He could be wrong, he realised, and that used to make him even more curious as to who had made the call, but it was all history to him now.   He heard later that Bertie had moved to Australia only two weeks after that day, not because of being caught out, but to escape the clutches of two very pregnant single women who were both claiming him to be the father and Rowanna had moved to Brighton after Joseph had fended off any chance of reconciliation over the following days.

Joseph sighed and for the umpteenth time dismissed the past from his mind and began to re-read his stars. Joseph was resigned to his bachelor ways; his social life was virtually non-existent. Reasonably handsome, he lacked the charisma and auto charm that other men often exuded, and Rowanna had long ago sapped him of his confidence in starting afresh with someone new.

At the time his heart had been broken, but eventually he had learnt to throw his days into his work and his nights and weekends into a mundane existence that ranged between reading, television, coffee houses and going to the movies.

The time that he found the hardest to cope was his weekday midday break when he was virtually forced out of the office for the best part of an hour to avoid becoming the victim of office workers who were ready and willing to openly chastise him for working too hard or trying to show them up if he stayed at his desk. They may have been jesting, but Joseph was a sensitive person and wasn’t willing to take the possibility on trust. There were some, he considered, who were just being playful, but he was fairly certain that some were simply office bullies who knew no bounds … and he was equally certain that they meant their malice. Joseph had not experienced bullying in his childhood and he had no idea how to cope with his concerns as an adult; he had no idea who to turn to or what could be done.

He wondered if the way he had been given the job; if the influence the orphanage had applied was somehow behind their attitude, but without any backing or support he found the daily hour long escape was sufficient to create a situation where he was left alone msot days.

He followed a routine where he had a permanent reservation at the Di Monde Café, a popular restaurant located a few blocks away from where he worked. Here he usually spent the hour, his mind and time occupied by a toasted ham, cheese and onion sandwich, a couple of lattes, a scratch it card and the daily paper … and always alone.

But today was different, and Joseph could not believe what his eyes were seeing. It was the Thursday before the Labor Day holiday weekend and he had dropped into the Di Monde Café for lunch expecting the usual lukewarm coffee, and slow service … but not the beautiful girl waiting for him at the table that he had reserved on the balcony.

Joseph preferred the balcony to sitting inside. The air was fresher out there; it felt less confined – less like the office, and he liked to occasionally observe the passing crowd below. Joseph had an imaginative mind and he sometimes gave way to flights of fancy as he mentally tried to guess a stranger’s occupation, their present train of thought, or their daily routine. His mind was already beginning to assume this mode as the waitress finished speaking and it was only then that he realized that she had been speaking to him.

“I’m sorry – what did you say?”

“The lady said that you were expecting her.”

The waitress was making a flippant comment, rather than an explanation. Joseph was a regular customer here, and women of any type, never mind one as beautiful as this one, were not a regular feature at his table.

“Who is?” he asked, his words falling on deaf ears, as the waitress had absolutely no idea who the woman was, and no real interest either.

As he approached the table Joseph’s eyes were bulging, or at least that was the impression that he had of his own subtlety. He thought that he was probably dribbling too. The stranger that awaited him was more than beautiful; she was stunning.  Her long dark hair was pulled back at the sides, ending in a massive wave curling upwards midway down her back.  Large, dark brown eyes complimented both her tresses, and her Mediterranean, olive toned skin. She was dressed in a low cut red outfit, black laced stockings, and matching leather shoes that Joseph guessed would easily have been worth his wages for three months.

So striking were her looks, she could easily have been mistaken for a model, however, she was not on the catwalk; she was here, at his table, and Joseph was both stoked and confused at her being there, but he knew for certain she was there by mistake.

As Joseph arrived at the table the woman raised her head in recognition of his appearance; her face broke into a smile that sent shivers down his spine and his ego raised ten notches as he realized the impact that her appearance at his table, not to mention the smile, would have on other men who sat nearby or those that passed the café on their way to whatever business that they conducted … and he had absolutely no idea what he was going to say to her. And inwardly, he thought that if did know what to say it would be a waste of time trying to say it because he was certain that his tongue would simply freeze and hang limpid out of his mouth.

“Hello, James,” she said, her low, sultry Italian accent nearly melting him as he automatically leaned forward and reached out to take her hand, “I am Rositta.”

Joseph looked at the girl. ‘She is absolutely gorgeous’, he thought to himself, ‘No’, he corrected himself, ‘she is stunning.’   Joseph was instantly bewitched, mesmerized by this beautiful young woman: Without looking, Joseph knew he was the envy of every male within viewing distance of his table. He knew that every male’s eyes and heart would be focused on him and Rosita. The men’s eyes would betray their jealousy and they would despise Joseph simply it was him that was standing, talking, with this beautiful, young woman and not them.   Joseph was confused by the way his mind was working. It hadn’t taken him long to realise this was a case of mistaken identity, but he was surprising himself with his delight at being in this situation. He was not only enjoying the reaction on the other men’s faces that were sitting in direct line with his sight, but he found himself enjoying her company to the point he didn’t want to cut her loose with the truth, but he knew he must before things got out of hand.   ‘Surely a minute or two more couldn’t cause too much of a problem?’   He pleaded with himself as he unwillingly released her hand and settled himself into his chair.

But Joseph snapped out of his thought process just as quickly as he had slipped into it. He knew he had to accept this meeting was an error; a case of mistaken identity, not serendipity … and he knew then that both Rosita and whoever she was supposed to meet needed to be together much more than she needed to be at his table pandering to his bloated ego.

“I’m sorry,” Joseph replied softly, and slightly nervously, “my name is Joseph, not James. Do I know you?”

“My apologies, Joooooooooseph!” she purred, flashing him a coy smile. “I forgot. Martin said that you might use a different name” Rositta’s smile suddenly changed to a look of genuine concern. “We are safe here – aren’t we? Martin assured me that we could talk freely here.”

“I’m sorry, Rositta, but I haven’t got a clue what you are talking about,” a perplexed Joseph objected gently, as he stumbled around in his mind for the right words, “I don’t know any Martin. I am only a clerk down at Johnson’s. Perhaps you could tell me who you are, and what you and this Martin, want?”

“Oh, you are good!” she replied, misinterpreting Joseph’s eye movements. “Where are they?” she whispered.

“I think that you may have the wrong table,” Joseph offered a shade too sharply.   The last iota of ego had left Joseph by this stage and now he was beginning to feel totally uncomfortable in her company.  But, at the same time, he seriously wished he could help Rositta with her problem – whatever it may have been.  New feelings were beginning to run through Joseph’s veins.  Feelings he couldn’t explain, even to himself.  Feelings of softness, of sadness of despair and he wondered if he was picking up something from Rositta.  A type of e.s.p..

Sensing that something was wrong, Rositta decided to change tact. ‘Perhaps they were being watched, despite Martin’s assurances.’ She wondered. “James … sorry … Joseph … Martin said you could help me retrieve some items that … how should I say it? They may have been misappropriated by a well meaning, but interfering party.”

“Me?”  Joseph replied in shock disbelief.

“Oh, please stop this pretending, Joseph.”  Her voice had become tense and it threw Joseph off a little, “I’m sorry if the security here is not safe, but I am becoming desperate.”

Something in her tone tugged at Joseph’s feelings. Although he had no idea just who she thought he was, or what she thought he could do for her, he impetuously decided to play along.   Joseph knew that he could not handle the situation if she started to cry … anymore than if she suddenly realized he was not who she thought he was, and that was what she was threatening to do as far as he was concerned.

In an instant Joseph decided that if he got her to explain what was going on, then perhaps he could find someway of giving her a bit of advice without hurting her feelings and then she might leave him alone. But she would need to hurry up. He was on his lunch break – not a rostered day off.  If he was late getting back again he was sure to be in trouble.

Conveniently, the patrons seated a few tables away started to get up to leave. Joseph took advantage of the situation. He looked in their direction for a couple of seconds, two fingers covering his lips before retuning to face Rositta.

“I’m sorry. I was a bit uncertain – still it is better to be prudent; it seems safe now. Please go on.”

Rositta’s face immediately relaxed, and once again it was emblazoned by a beautiful smile.   “Gracias! I don’t know where to begin.”

“Well, perhaps the beginning …” Joseph suggested.

“It’s not that easy, Joseph, but I will try. My father is a renowned archaeologist, as well as coming from a very well respected, and wealthy Italian family. It was due to his being financially well off that allowed him to spend most of his life on his passion for archaeology. A few months ago he came across a discovery of immense value to those that are interested in such items and …” Rositta paused for a second and took a deep breath, “also to those that still believe in pagan gods.”

Joseph’s eyes lit up with interest at this unexpected direction that the conversation had begun to take.

“The sheer value of them made a public acknowledgement of their discovery out of the question.”  Rositta continued,  “Many small museums would have had little interest in having items with such a high-risk value on their premises and the bigger museums might also be hesitant because of the risk of theft, so he had to be meticulous in his choice of museums to offer his findings to.   On the other hand, some collectors are renowned for their unscrupulous methods of obtaining such an item for their collection, so it would not have been prudent to bring the findings to their attention.   And finally there are the Punjani.

“The Punjani?”

“My father told us a little about them in an e-mail, just after the discovery. They are a rarely heard of Eastern religious sect, with roots said to be linked directly to the Devil himself.  The items that my father found are said to be the exact same ones that were used during the creation of the cult hundreds of years ago, and later stolen by one of their own. Legend has it that the thief, and his helpers, died less than a day after the theft, but the items were never recovered … and the Punjani has never stopped searching for them.”

“So what were these items?” Joseph’s imagination had now begun working in overtime, wondering what it was that he had he stumbled into.

“The Punjani dagger, supposedly the weapon used for sacrificial purposes. And the statue which is believed to be a life size statue of the god that the cult pays homage to … Rangor the Punjanti: The devil from the skies.”

“But why is it so valuable?”

“In the e-mail my father told me that the dagger, and its scabbard, are encrusted in jewels – and the statue is made of solid gold; adorned with hundreds of large diamonds and rubies. It took six large men to carry it out of the cavern on a specially made stretcher where it was found.  It was shipped here to England, then put into an armoured van on arrival and taken to a special hiding place until my father could figure out what to do with it.   Eventually he located a museum whose sponsor agreed to take out the necessary insurance to cover the items – and he was in the process of arranging to move the items to their new resting place when both the dagger, and the statue, mysteriously disappeared,”
Rositta paused for a second to catch her breath and wipe away a tear that was beginning to form in the corner of her eye. When she resumed her voice began to quiver, “and so had my father.”

As the tears began to stream down her face, Joseph struggled to rummage through his pockets to obtain a handkerchief, hoping, with all of his heart, that it would appear to be clean and reasonably well pressed, and duly handed it to her. Rositta nodded her head in acceptance and proceeded to dab her eyes with it, while Joseph, so panicky within himself as to the cleanliness of the garment, found himself unable to look at her.

When he finally had the courage to return his gaze, he was pleasantly surprised to find her applying some make-up to her face.

“Thank you, Joseph.” The tone of Rositta’s voice was much softer; she had been slightly taken back by Joseph’s sensitivity to her feelings and discomfort and looked hard at Joseph and for the first time she took more notice of the man from whom she was seeking help.

“You are welcome.” Joseph replied, relieved that no embarrassment was going to be forthcoming.

Joseph was feeling rather strange. His life, and especially his midday meal were always decidedly dull, and now, suddenly, and completely by a case of mistaken identity, he was being bedazzled by the most beguiling woman that he ever seen … and the story that she was revealing to him had him riveted to the spot.  Reality told him to cut her short, before she told him too much; to explain he really was someone other than whoever she thought he was, but the excitement of the tale intrigued him so much he let caution fly in the wind. He had to know more.

“Please go on when you are ready,” he encouraged, unconsciously reaching out and taking her hands in his.

Rositta was even more thrown off balance by this outward display of concern, but was not in the least displeased.

“You are full of surprises, Joseph.  I had expected a hard-nosed, professional … I was not expecting someone who would show compassion.  Gracias.  It is, how you say … nice.”

“You are embarrassing me.” Joseph complained, barely managing to contain just how close to the truth his words were.”

Far more relaxed than she had been earlier, Rositta continued with her tale. “I won’t embarrass you anymore, Joseph,  “Rositta said quietly, a broad smile covering her face; her hands not pulling away from Joseph’s soft but comforting grip, “I promise.  My father was eventually located many miles away from the farm where he had been staying. He was unconscious when they found him by the roadside. He regained consciousness long enough to say the name ‘Vittorio Borga’ then relapsed into a coma. It could be years before he becomes himself again – if he ever does.”

“Who, or what is a Vittorio Borga?” Joseph asked enquiringly.

“Borga is my uncle’s name. He and my father are stepbrothers. The same mother but different fathers. My father’s father, my grandfather, died the day that my father was born. My grandmother remarried about three years later and Vittorio was born a year after that.
Once they were old enough to play together, my father and Vittorio became inseparable. When my father developed a taste for archaeology, my uncle also took an avid interest in it. It wasn’t a case of his having no mind of his own – it was more of a unique bonding of minds. They were both on the same wavelength. So much so, it seemed at times that my uncle was my father’s clone. He was working with my father just before the relics disappeared. We haven’t been able to find him since the attack. We think that he is in hiding with the relics, and we fear for his safety.”

“Who are we?”

“My mother and I – and Martin of course.”

“And what makes you think that he is hiding and has not simply run away with the statue?   You said it was very valuable.”

“He would never do that. My uncle is a good man … and I told you, the statue is too large for one man to move – so it must be hidden somewhere. We – Martin and I, that is, think that he may have witnessed the attack on my father so he knows who is after him and what they want, but has managed to escape them – at least for the moment … but he is not safe.
Like you, Martin has contacts, and his sources indicate that the Punjani were responsible for the attack on my father, but they failed to get what they were after, and they are still looking for the relics.”

“Do you believe that they attacked your father?”

“Yes. The Punjani now reside in London … it would be easy for them to spy on him and try to steal the relics … and attack him if they needed to. His condition was not as a result of a physical attack. Blood tests showed traces of Ramanes.”

“Ramanes,” Joseph interjected, “the drug they discovered in the Easter Islands, the one that can extend your life by ten or twenty years?”

“No, that is rapamycin, ramanes is an ancient drug that was used to make the receiver suffer hallucinations and forgetfulness for years after being infected. It is the preferred choice of the Punjani when attempting to destroy an enemy’s ability to harm them, without killing him. There is a cure for it, but few people beside the Punjani know what it is.  That is where you come in. It is obvious that they did not kill my father because they could not find the relics. Martin said that you might be able to help us track down my uncle, then locate the Punjani and do a trade – the relics for the cure.”

Now Joseph was in a dilemma. He wondered if it had already become too late to convince her that he was not the one that she had expected to meet. He knew that there was no way that he was going to come up with a quick fix solution – this was way beyond his daily routine.

“How did you decide that it was Romanus if it is so rare?” Joseph asked as he tried to think of a way out of his predicament.

“Ramanes,” Rositta corrected with a laugh. “Not Romanus. The Doctor happened to be originally from the Middle East and had done a thesis on ancient drugs during his university days.”

“An amazing coincidence – I should have thought,”  Joseph asked in a mocking voice.  “to have your father drugged with some rare drug and then just happen to have him examined by someone with experience in it!”

“Do not worry – there is nothing suspicious there,” Rositta replied in a disarming tone, “Martin had the same suspicion, but the Doctor was just as surprised as anyone when he made that discovery. It was only after he had my father’s blood analysed that he recognised the composition.”

“And he had no antidote?”

“No,unfortunately, His studies had only gone as deep as identifying the components and uses for the ancient medication,he hadn’t looked for remedies.  He never thought he would have needed one.”

“Pity,” Joseph looked at the time and realized he would only just make it back in time to save his job. Then as he began to rise out of his seat he looked deep into Rositta’s large, round, sad, brown eyes and it is very doubtful that Joseph would ever understand why he made the rash statement that he did next.

“Rositta, do you know the Casmira Hotel on James?”

“Yes.”

“Meet me there at six tonight: The Marble bar.”

“Grazie, Joseph. Six o’clock at the Camira. Ciao.”   The smile on Rositta’s face was as warm as the touch of her lips as she leaned over and gave Joseph a kiss on the cheek: Joseph carried an embarrassed look on his face that would last for several hours as he made his way back to the office.

The undiscovered and unwashed lipstick would also leave a new impression on some of his co-workers.

See ya in a week or so

Tony

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It’s not blah! blah! blah! It’s blog! blog! blog!

Well helllllllllllllllllllllllllo, Brisbane and the rest of the world.  And what a mad year 2015 is turning into already.

Polly Ticks still haven’t finished here in Brisbane.  Here it is Wednesday, our elections were last Saturday and we still don’t have a winning party yet.    The independents are having a ball telling the (most likely) outgoing party who they will negotiate with and who they wont.   And (as suggested in my last blog) the former leader of the government got the old heave-ho.   As did the leader of the Darwin Parliament, only he is refusing to go.  The Prime Minister is also heading out the door after making one gaffe too many.  Fancy giving Prince Phillip (u.k.) a Knighthood. BREAKING NEWS: The P.M. has survived … for the moment.

Victoria has also been having it’s problems lately and N.S.W. is due to go to the polls shortly and they look like they are going to emulate the Queensland way of doing all things Politi-kill.   Ah, such is life. And, by the way, it is now the following thursday week and we still don’t have a government. tch! tch! tch!

And talking about Polly Tishins, the media keeps talking about the members doing back-flips and I don’t understand why.  I mean, after all, a back-flip just means you jump up down on the spot until your feet leave the ground, then you roll through the air and end up facing the same way you started.  Oh,yes.  I almost forgot.  They are Polly Tishins aren’t they.  They wouldn’t really know which way they should go, anyway.

And what a week for the cameras as sad as they may have been, but there were some incredible images captured completely by chance.

First there was the taxi in Taiwan that captured the last moments of a plane before it ended up in a river killing at lest 22 with 21 passengers still missing.  The event, while certainly sad, was unbelievable viewing action.  The plane, which was picked up on the taxi’s car camera, can be seen coming out from nearby hi-rise buildings, and so close to the bridge as it passed over it that it clipped the railings before plummeting down into the water almost immediately after passing over it.  The plane appears to be so close to the taxi, its right hand wing pointing downwards towards the bridge, the left point upwards towards the sky, it is surprising the cab was able to avoid hitting it and actually had some damage done to it by debris that was falling from the plane.  Watching the video, one has to think how much more damage and death may have occurred if fate had allowed the plane to hit the bridge instead of the water which is what it did less than a second later.

On a brighter note, Australian golfer Richard Green) playing in a pro-Am at Thirteenth Beach in Victoria as a warm up for the Victorian Open starting last friday had the shot of his life, an ALBATROSS (a hole in one) … and it was all captured on video by a television cameraman who had his camera set up at the far side of the green.  The hole (a par four) was not totally visible to Richard so he was unaware of his history making play until the cameraman advised him where his ball was.  But the hole on one was not the (w)hole story.  It was how it happened.    Teeing off Richard sent the ball screaming up into the blue skies above having no idea that stronger winds prevailed in that part of the world and the ball was carried well past the green ending up in the bunker, but this is where things went strange.  The ball hit something solid in the bunker and bounced back towards the green … bounced and rolled and sped straight down the green then … plop … straight into the cup … and remained there.

Now I am not casting dispersions, nor am I saying there was anything supernatural about the incredible stroke of good fortune for Robert Green, but if you were to watch the video for yourself, and I am certain that you should be able to, then you too would not be able to shake the thought out of your mind that something (something invisible to the naked eye) actually caught the ball and then threw it straight at the hole.  I swear you can even hear the sound of the catch.   Spooky game this Golf!!!!

Another poem for those who like them, but first a quick about my web site:

Short Fat Stubby Finger Publications should be open for business (with the first of the books being offered for sale) within a week (possibly before this blog is released).  I am waiting for Pay Pal to verify whatever they need to verify and upload the appropriate apps to the web site then its a goer. BREAKING NEWS: My web site must have tried to do a back flip … now its a big, blobby mess which I am soaking up … so I am adding the edited chapters to this blog and I hope you have a good read and want to read on next week for the next episode. Don’t forget that I will be replacing each episode with a newly edited one, but I may have to leave this one on for a few more days while I give priority to my crazy website/

The story I will be beginning with to present in serial form will be THE NIGHT OF THE DARkNESS the first story in The EDGE of NIGHTFALL trilogy.

I am also placing the prologue and the first chapter on this blog, but normally it will only appear on the web site as it is fat too cumbersome for a blog.
Have a great week and I’ll see ya soon

Tony

First the poem (from Love and Memories vol 1)

spring
by Tony Stewart

Once – in a magic spring
Two strangers came to meet
One was just a mere male
The other was so sweet

Something deep inside
Some unspoken thing
Something I can’t explain
A feeling deep within

A mixing of kindred souls
Erupted from the start
But pain and hurt too deep to hide
Kept both of them apart

Fate wanted them to be
But scars are hard to hide
Especially when they’re not on show
But buried deep inside

For she had left the one she’d loved
When he did her wrong
And first love is hard to lose
Her feelings were still so strong

He had lost someone too
But he never knew just why
Now he had lost another one
No wonder he did cry

Romantic words and flowers
Were not enough to win outright
The broken hearted young maiden
He dreamed of day and night

So love never blossomed
Although he tried and tried
And soon his life began to fade
As surely as if he’d died

Please fade away gentle ghost
Try not to come again
Take Cupids bow and go away
Till love again will reign

THE NIGHT OF DARKNESS STARTS …

NOW!

What are heroes, if not human folk, who display courage under duress?
ts 2002

One week ago

The witches’ chants grew louder and louder; the coven leader followed the words to the letter … the words that had been given to them by the stranger who had told them he understood their desires and ambitions.
The words, he had told them, would bring them their lord and master, and they had been more than willing to believe him.
They had stolen the sacrificial knife, as instructed, but they couldn’t find the statue. ‘It mattered not,’ they had thought, ‘our master will still come.’
And they were right – the hideous creature did come. Its evil, repulsively deformed face emerging, albeit, enshrouded in fire and smoke, from a dimension that existed someplace well behind the bricks and mortar that was the farmhouse wall.
The witches of Trenthamville were elated at the realization of the creature’s emerging appearance: the witches chanting began to reach fever pitch as they mentally wished Rangor, the Punjanti, into the room. To their way of thinking their lord and master could not arrive fast enough. But when the creature realized the statue was not in the room the response was quick … almost merciful: perhaps even a benevolent gesture, considering its mood … but never the less, the witches were made to pay for their mistake. Paid for … with their lives.

Prologue

As the dawn broke on the first day of the twentieth century – a scorpion scurried across the hot sand, doing its best to try to remain hidden in the dark shadows that were quickly shifting with the rising sun: the brilliant glean of the carnivorous red and black creature shimmered in the rising heat as it moved sideways, its head down, it’s tail and claws up – as if in some hideous succumbing welcome to the approaching cavalcade of men and camels.
A cobra, in the process of burrowing in the sand to escape the oncoming heat of the day, froze in its movements: black, beady eyes stared menacingly at the strangely shaped animals. The approaching camels momentarily shied, their fear nearly dislodging the riders before they settled their beasts and coaxed them to move forward. From somewhere in the distance behind them, another roar of thunder flowed jarringly through the still morning air.
In the minds of these weary travellers, the events that had just now taken place were simply further ominous warnings of the possible futility of their dangerous journey.
Hostile, unforgiving conditions had made their progress slow … and lethal. Already three camels, and two men, were dead: the men buried in some quickly forgotten sand dune a day and a half’s ride away … the camels, their precious cargo destroyed as they fell, were left to rot.
Now, as the travellers reached the border that connected the hot, desolate sands that covered the vast, wind blown nothingness of the desert to the rugged, stony terrain of the mountain base they knew normal men would have long ago heeded the signs of inevitable defeat and returned home to a safer environment. But these were no ordinary men … and their reason for their journey was beyond reproach. They were on a quest for the safety and survival of their tribe: their sect … The Punjani … and, most importantly, the survival of their way of life.
For too long they had been forced to live in fear of discovery of who they were and what they represented in this, their own country. But too many of their fellow countrymen were both suspicious, and jealous, of their continuous good fortune while others around them suffered through the miseries of bad land … and bad times.
The time had now come for them to move to a country more hospitable to their ways and needs. To move somewhere where they would be both welcomed, and accepted, with their eternal wealth – and no questions asked.
But once they had left the country of their birth they knew the possibility of recovering the one thing needed to ensure their survival: their wealth: their future … the one thing they and their families needed more than life itself …the statue of Rangor, the Punjanti, the god that provided them with their way of life would most likely not exist. Because once they had moved to a new country, any return to their homeland would arouse suspicion. They knew, to search for the statue and then return to their new home with it would never be allowed to happen.
Ten of the sect’s most reliable and resourceful members had been chosen for this gruelling, last chance journey, informally led by Nardoon Kashmi, an outsider who had claimed to have seen the location of the statue that their forefathers had sought for eons, in a vision but ten days earlier.
How Nardoon had found the Punjani had never been satisfactorily explained, but nevertheless, regardless of the unknown truth, the sect’s elders had found his description of the statue believable, and his story viable, and had financed the search.
For three days the small group had travelled deep into the unwelcoming desert, fought bravely against the invisible hostilities that had threatened to destroy them, had somehow managed to survive against the odds, and now they were possibly but minutes from their destiny. Mere minutes of their lives to be used and in return they would be rewarded with enough wealth and power to last for them and their families for a thousand lifetimes.
But now, as the hours rolled on, the dust began to roll in. A strong breeze had sprung up: the strength of the wind picked up and while they could still see their destiny with some degree of safety, the floating dust itself was making their task that much more uncomfortable … and again it forced them to wonder about outside forces controlling their destiny.
Their search would take place, not high up in the towering mountain they now faced, but somewhere nearer its base Nardoon had told them, saying he would know the instant that he saw the cave that housed the treasure they sought. But when the men got closer to the mountain, they had wondered how this would be possible … for caves littered the mountain base, their presence as thick as the swarm of flies the men and camels constantly flicked aside from their sweat beaded bodies.
Never-the-less, individual hearts beat wildly in excitement as the riders cautiously steered the camels between the huge rocks that bordered the soft, brownish sand of the desert and the dark, stone littered soil that lay at the bottom of the blackish, brooding mountains until it very quickly became too awkward to ride the camels; the men dismounted and began to unload the varied equipment they had brought with them.
Amongst the diversity of items spread upon the ground was a length of heavy duty canvas, some strong rope and some timber which they assembled into a stretcher they hoped would be strong enough to carry their statue across the mountain’s rough terrain and then through the desert on their return journey.
The stretcher assembled, the remaining eight men assumed a position along its length and began the strenuous task of carrying it as they made their way on foot, under the directions of their guide.
Initially they moved with vigour, certain that their quarry was so near that they could smell it … in their minds they could almost reach out and touch it … but they were to be disappointed. For three laborious hours they walked. Their ill prepared footwear slipping on the loose stones; making little headway as the increasing winds blew huge chunks of abrasive sand at them, half blinding them, and creating numerous cuts and abrasions on their exposed skin … and the hot, baking sun was now almost completely overhead.
Every step, in every direction, of their long, arduous, trek to this inhospitable site had been fraught with danger. By now, they were certain that their task was being monitored and disrupted by forces that they had not reckoned with. Forces, that were hell bent on preventing them from reaching their goal and fulfilling their destiny.
Now, as close to their final destination as they could get, they still felt there were ominous signs warning them not to go on. The dust storm that was slowing them down could soon be followed by the violent desert storm which had been threatening them since the rising of the morning sun … and judging by the odd rumbles that could clearly be heard … it was not far away.
Heavy rain, in this area, would cause flash flooding, and that would almost destroy their chances of achieving success. There would be no way possible to transfer their treasure through water … it would be way too heavy. As it was, they were uncertain that they would be able to move it on dry land without causing damage to it … and to add to their problems, another camel had died as they had been unloading the canvas.
When it fell, it had broken the arm of one of the men, who had still been forced to take his place carrying the stretcher despite the agony of every step he took, and, worse still, the weight of the falling creature had destroyed almost half of their remaining water and food… and they still had a three-day return journey to undertake once they had located their prize.
But for the moment their problems were put behind them as their guide excitedly announced they had reached the cavern where his dream had prophesised they would successfully find the object of their quest. “Here! This is the one,” Nardoon cried out jubilantly.
The men put down the stretcher, and, with great trepidation, followed him into the cave. At first there appeared nothing but blackness within, but as their eyes adjusted, the light from outside gave them enough brightness to look around the apparently bare cavern.
“It is empty. There is nothing here!” the leader fumed. “You have wasted our time and money. Where is our god? Where is our statue?”
“Do not fret so,” Nardoon replied; half a dozen crooked teeth glistening from the saliva dripping down his mouth as he attempted a calming smile, “it is here. You just have to dig for it.”
“Dig? Dig where?”
“I will show you, Master.” Nardoon walked forward about ten paces, careful not to trip in the shadows, then he stopped and pointed to a spot on the ground. “Here, Master.”
The leader stepped forward, going down on his knees, and began to dig with his knife. “It had better be here – or you are a dead man.”
“It will be, Master.” Nardoon replied, bowing as he slowly moved back from the site.
The leader started to dig harder. “Come here, you fools,” he rasped at the others, “somebody light a lamp … it is as dark as night in this foul smelling tomb.”
Six of the men stepped forward and they too began to dig with their knives while several lanterns were quickly located from their meagre stores by the man with the broken arm and shortly the cavern was illuminated adequately for their needs.
“Look!” one of the men suddenly cried out. “I have found something.”
The others stopped and looked to where the man was still digging, his fingers moving furiously around something buried just below the surface. A lamp was brought closer, its flickering light casting an eerie glow across the semi-lit cave.
“It is a head! It is a gravesite!” somebody cried in fright, as some of the others also jumped back in fear.
“No,” the leader exclaimed, excitedly. “It is the statue … it is the head of the Punjanti. It is Rangor. See! There are rubies and diamonds. This is it … we have found our god!”
As if in approval of their discovery, a clap of thunder roared through the cave, shaking loose some of the dirt from its walls.
“Faster,” the leader called out, “we must hurry and remove it before the rain starts.”
As if there were no tomorrow, the crew dug feverishly, while outside the build up to the storm intensified: lightning cast unnatural green-tinged flashes of light through the cave: thunder rocked the foundations – dirt and stones continued to drift down from the walls, gently cloaking the men with streaky layers of greyish soot, their steadily darkening features adding to the strange eeriness that hovered throughout the cave
Quickly, they dug down to the neck; to the shoulders; to the torso and the unique mixture of sunlight and lightning flashes created a kaleidoscope of colours that bounced off the exposed rubies and diamonds and around the walls of the cave. So engrossed in their work they failed to notice their guide had disappeared … and had they realized his disappearance fear may have entered their hearts… for he, and he alone knew the fullness of his dream … and how it ended.
Suddenly everything around them lit up, making it as bright as it would have been had the roof of the mountain been lifted and the cave exposed to the fullness of the midday sun.
The men raised their hands to their eyes to protect them from the harshness of light, as a voice boomed from out of the heavens.
“This is not the time,” the voice commanded, “the future awaits the fulfilment of dreams: the end of night-mares: the future has already been written. This is not your destiny, men of the Punjani. Do not attempt to change it. Go now – go, while you still can.”
For a moment there was nothing but silence; the men looked at each other, but said nothing. Then out of the bowels of the earth came a sound so horrendous, so intimidating, that they dared not move.
“This is my destiny,” the new voice demanded, “Keep digging and release the statue so that I can enter and take my rightful place.”
“Your destiny awaits you in one hundred plus years,” the first voice roared back.
“My destiny is now,” the statue screamed back defiantly, “loosen me now, and prepare the sacrifice!” it bellowed. “I am now!”
The men realized that the more dominant voice belonged to their god, Rangor and immediately resumed their digging, as fast as their bleeding hands would allow them.
“You leave us no choice,” the voice in the roof of the cave had become softer, resigned, “you have assumed your own destiny – so be it.”
The storm outside the cave intensified: clouds crashed together in a continuous barrage of noise that filled the cave until it became deafening.
But the men were desperate to appease Rangor: they dug even faster – their fingers were torn and bleeding: the skin on their hands almost bare to the bone.
Then the rain came; softly at first, then louder and louder it became, until it reached a crescendo and remained at that level for hours. Yet inside the cave it was ignored. The men continued to dig, hearing nothing but the ranting and cursing coming from within the statue. They heard not the water that rushed down the mountain slopes and along the time-worn channels that littered the base of the mountain. They saw not the barrage of a thousand lightning strikes that threatened to blast away the mountain. They heeded not the warning that of caution that ran amok through their brain.
Outside the cave, hours from where the men of the Punjani remained preoccupied with their feverish activities, the space the camels had once stood was occupied by nothing but the body of the one that had died – and rising water. Inside the cave the diggers had almost uncovered the entire statue when the leader ordered them to stop and listen.
At first it was hard to make it out, then slowly, but surely, they recognized the sound of fast flowing water.
They turned and looked towards the entrance as a torrent of water entered, quickly flooding the floor of the cave. Within the time it took them to react, the brown mass had reached their knees. They jumped to their feet, and tried to run out, but the swirling water flooded in too fast. The men stumbled, crashed into each other, screaming curses and obscenities as they pushed and shoved each other out of the way in their frantic efforts for survival. Slipping, falling into the muddy quagmire in their panic, but there was nowhere to run, nowhere to go. Nowhere …
The rain ceased within a second of the last man drowning. The rainwater that had flooded into the cave moments earlier immediately began receding back through the opening. As the water rushed out of the cave it dragged the dug up dirt and several bodies through the pit where the exposed statue stood. A minute later the cave, albeit a lot wetter, appeared in exactly the same condition as it had that morning … with the exception of the corpses that littered the room.
Three days later the guide arrived home, his mind on the verge of madness. But before he succumbed to it, he told, and then made his son swear to tell no one what he had witnessed … save his own son, when the time came. His son’s son, in turn, was to be told the same thing, and swear to the same secret, until the time came to take advantage of the prediction. The guide had believed in the after-life. He knew that he would come back. A new body, a new name, but he would come back.
But, not before the time was right, and that would be one hundred plus years from now … then he would return. A hundred plus years was not a long time to wait for what he had been promised in his dreams. Power and wealth beyond his wildest dreams … and supplied by the most powerful force the world would ever see … Rangor the Punjanti

Chapter one

Fifteen years after the turn of the twenty first century, the curator of a small specialist museum located close to London reflected on the story that his father had told him years ago; in his dreams the curator also travelled across a desert in search of his destiny; in his waking hours, Professor Augusta Robinson knew that he was the reincarnation of Nardoon Kashmi… and he knew that the time of his destiny was now at hand.

And now the story begins

to be continued …

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Well, hello world – its time to smile.

Well, hello 2015, and everybody in it.

We have got a rather mixed bag today

Trivia Polly Ticks (qld/aust style), some childish humour, xmas and a promised poem

Do you know what I liked best about xmas this year, besides family and my Dalek Patrol Ship and Pilot (complete with Dalek Pilot figurine). it was this years fruit. Firstly the mangoes. For the first time to my knowledge nearly all the grocery shops were selling BOWEN mangoes … not just Kensington (the so called BOWEN mangoes), but the genuine, dinkie di, fair dinkum, back yard mangoes. And they were beautiful. I know they are usually available from the back of trucks at garages for a few weeks before xmas, but this year they have been available daily everywhere and I have been in ecstasy every evening when we have our fruit and meat salad meal.

And the other thing that has improved this year is watermelon, though it took me a while to prove a theory and perhaps I could have had a better quality fruit on my plate a lot earlier if I hadn’t procrastinated for so long. I kept saying that the watermelon at Coles and Woolies were rubbish because they had been frozen too long and I found their unfrozen flavour too hard to enjoy. Whereas the independent grocers mainly sold fresh watermelons. Though I did get my fingers burnt (or perhaps that should be frozen) a couple of times when I purchased melons from a couple of the bigger fruit shops and that was why I returned to Coles and Woolies.
But I have started searching through the smaller independents and it is paying off beautifully with the sweetest tasting melons I have had for years. If you remember we used to get sugar melons which have now disappeared altogether. The same applies to black seeded watermelons now replaced by seedless which I believe to be younger versions of the seeded versions. (in the u.s. the seedless is of a slightly different seeding program, but here I remember when we had the two versions in the shops occasionally you would come across one with flat white seeds or black seeds (only a few), but enough to convince we that the black seeded melons were simply adult versions of the seedless variety.
A few years ago we were able to buy both the seedless and the black seeded versions and at that stage the seedless version was dearer, but both versions were fairly equal in their taste. But they were a seasonal fruit and somewhere along the line the big supermarkets decided the product was a good all year seller and that means the fruit has to be imported from a variety of places. And that means it has to be frozen in order to travel, probably when very young and not yet fully matured as far as flavouring is concerned. And it also means it will be subject to a variety of environmental changes before you cut it up to eat it at home – and I find it goes off fast in my fridge. You can tell when the melon has been frozen by the dark green shading to the area between the outer skin and the flesh of the melon itself, but the ones I am buying now from a small fruit market in the Chermside Shopping Centre the skin is white … and the melon is beautiful.
The only problem I have now is that the season will come to an end … But then again, if global warming is here and we have just been through the hottest year on record … then perhaps the seasons for mangoes and melons could be extended to … well I can dream can’t I!

TRIVIA TIME AGAIN:

I’m in the process of watching an old episode of Midsomer Murders titled DEATH IN CHORUS and there, in a major role, was the current Doctor Who (Peter Capalidi) the 12th doctor), minus his Scottish accent, playing the cranky conductor of the village choir. This episode was broadcast this afternoon on ABC Australia.
I found his inclusion in the show rather ironic as two days earlier SECRETS AND SPIES, (also a repeat) shown on ABC Australia, featured Peter Davidson, who played the fifth Doctor Who and who, in real life, is the father-in-law of the 1Oth Doctor (David Tennant), in a major role.
And just to take this trivial piece of irony a little further, earlier today I hired out a D.V.D. from the Brisbane City Council library titled PENGUINS: SPY IN THE HUDDLE. An odd documentary on penguins where the producers have super-realistic animatronic cameras disguised as penguin chicks and eggs to spy on emperor penguins … and it is narrated by David Tennant (the 10th doctor).
And on final note, the producers of both Midsomer Murders and Doctor Who have the unique distinction of replacing the main character with someone who has played a semi-major role on the show several years earlier.
DOCTOR WHO
Peter Davidson (5th doctor) was replaced by Colin Baker (6th doctor) who had played a Soldier on Gallifrey (the doctor’s home planet) where he guarded the time lords (Title: ARC OF INFINITY featuring Tom Baker (4TH and most popular doctor of the original series), and
Peter Capalidi (the current doctor 2014 -) played Lucius Caecilius Iucundus, a Roman banker (who really existed and whose house can still be seen in the ruins of Pompeii according to Wikipedia) in The Fires of Pompeii. Naturally, it was the doctor that saved him and his family. History has been explained once again due to the magic of colour television and a good scriptwriter.
MIDSOMER MURDERS
John Nettles played DCI Tom Barnaby for 81 episodes since 1997
Neil Dudgeon took over the role in 2011 as DCI John Barnaby (Tom’s cousin). He had previously played the role of a lecherous gardener in the episode of Midsomer Murders titled: GARDEN OF DEATH in 2000.

Enough of trivia … its time for Polly Ticks the Aussie way.

Here in Queensland, we are into election mode, but our kind and thoughtful (and possible ex-) premier, Campbell Newman has spared us the agony of a long and tedious campaign. Only 28 days of avoiding the news and newspapers (I love it). God bless the Premier for thinking of his people and saving them from months and months of agonizing splatterings of gossip and slander in the media and inane promises promises from the politicians that they have no idea of keeping.

But regardless who gets in power I maintain they should follow my suggestion of eliminating TIME from our daily work load.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY (in the weird little world of my brain)

Many people think that both facebook and twitter should be retired because of those that misuse it and possible they are correct in their thinking, or perhaps the controllers of these services should take on a little bit of responsibility in as far as what they allow in the medium.
But that is not what I am writing about at the moment. I think we should start a campaign to rid the world of clocks. Delete the word and meaning of TIME, I say. Free us from our restraints and shackles. let us start and finish something as it happens, and not be compromised by a time-frame. Imagine the rewards of destroying time. You would never be late for an appointment. You would never be disappointed by someone’s tardiness because you would not have known exactly when to expect them in the first place. Your reports and assignments would be meant to arrive when you handed them in and not at a set time. You would never become frustrated with queue delays or the traffic light that never seemed to change because you would have absolutely no idea how long you had been waiting. If your favourite show on the telly didn’t start on time you wouldn’t become upset because you wouldn’t be aware of the problem. In fact you would not know when it was going to start in the first place. You would be absolutely in heaven in a timeless world. No pressures, no expectations … it would be positively magic.
Of course some of you may have the odd problem like not knowing what time The Bold and the Beautiful was screening, but you could easily fix that problem by sitting down in front of the telly the moment you woke up in the morning and staying there, your eyes fixed to the screen, until your show came on. Sure it might take a big chunk out of your day, but think of all the house cleaning you would get out of and how much more you would enjoy your show if you were in a well rested and relaxed mode. And think of all the new shows you could discover and watch every day.
And for those of you who disagree with my philosophy of time, I would love to have a keen discussion on the matter. A real toe-tapping, all swinging, debate, with you, but I am afraid I have already given away my watch and clocks and now … well, now I simply don’t have the time.

okay
Time for a couple of extracts from I ONCE KNEW A VAMPIRE NAMED LIZZIE;

I once knew a vampire called Willy
Who wanted to fly to the moon
His first attempt missed by just a tad
But he should be back from Mars by June

An earnest young werewolf named Jim
Wanted to gore and feast on the dead
But he was too young and his teeth had all fallen out
So he settled for porridge instead.

A moggy named Jody from Ireland
Wanted to fly and eat jam tarts as well
But a shark ate her tail – and a whale ate her lunch
So Jody just jumped into a well

Its time to say goodbye and I look forward to our next meeting in a week or two, in the meantime I have posted the following poem: SOME LONG FORGOTTEN DREAM from LOVE AND OTHER MEMORIES: VOL 3 which is one of the many poems that have entered my head over the past 18 years which tell a story of a lost love, but it is a story that only entered my head as I was writing it. It was nothing like the poem that I thought I was going to write, and I certainly have no idea where the storyline came from. But I do know it has nothing to do with the opening scene of the movie: The Nuns Story starring Audrey Hepburn, which is what I had started watching when I had a sudden impulse to write a poem about an unfinished letter. The opening scene, which was all I managed to see, took place in a writing room of the house owned by the central character’s father, and the camera panned over a desk complete with paper and pens, hence my thoughts on an unfinished letter.
Whatever the reasons were for the production of this poem are unknown, but I remember quite clearly that it brought tears to my eyes and as a result I have never forgotten it over the years. Perhaps the mystery of its origin within my mind (or memories) may be revealed to me someday in the future.

in the meantime

Have a lovely day and have a lovely life

Tony Stewart

Some long forgotten dream
Tony Stewart

Some long forgotten dream
from many years ago
came floating back into my mind
reminding me how much I loved you so

Don’t think I can recall
the moment or the date
can’t remember if it was early
or if it was late

But there you were in resplendent glory
sitting on a sofa, sitting by my side
we were immersed in conversation
something about the moon and it’s
controlling of the tide

I don’t think it meant too much
just a conversational thing
but in my mind I can still recall
the glistening of your ring

you moved in close to me
and kissed me on the cheek
then you whispered in my ear
reminding me we were to meet next week

I don’t think I’ll ever know
exactly what went wrong that night
The papers said it was so tragic
perhaps you were blinded by the light

I don’t think it matters now
if there was something I could have done
I lost your love forever
with the setting sun

Many times over the years
My mind does wander back
to times I held you in my arms
and we ramble down a golden track

For many years after
I just wandered in my life
God had taken back his angel
I had lost my future wife

Slowly, after many tears
I learned the joys of time
I learned how to remember what I had
in the days when you were mine

And like this morning’s reflective dream
I slip back into happy days
and no longer wonder how love works
I just accept it’s wondrous ways

At how a simple mind
can conjure up so much joy and pleasure
by simply recalling forgotten dreams
I have found my life’s richest treasure

I hope I go on dreaming
till the day I die
then I can stop my dreaming
and join you up in heaven
up in God’s blue sky

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The joy and sadness of writing

Hi, and Happy New Year.

You know, I have long longed for a chance to spend a large percentage of my day simply working on my books – and now I have retired I have that opportunity and I am loving it. Mind you, I still have to jobs around the house or pay the consequences.
But for me there is nothing greater than throwing yourself into writing a book and I find it more rewarding than reading because, not only do you constantly have something unexpected happening in front of your eyes as you type, but you can change the way the storyline travels and you can change the ending if you later decide you don’t like it.
My stories usually start happening as soon as I start writing, not before I write. I don’t really have a plan when I start to write, just an idea, and as a result many of my starting points, things that I decided I was going to write about, bite the dust fairly early in the piece, as something takes hold of my short fat stubby little fingers and takes me on a journey of totally unexpected events. My first book, THE NIGHT OF THE DAMNED, a story about a thirty five year old import/export clerk working in a large firm in London who finds himself doing battle with a creature that roamed the universe in search of new life to absorb started life as a story based on my coping with separation following my marriage breakup. Scrapping the first story denied me my chance to cleanse my soul by pouring out my emotions in the book I had intended to write, but I found the simple experience of writing did me just as much good and I have been writing ever since. And the second story ended up with two sequels,The Night of the Darkness and The Night of the Children, and I have never ever attempted to recreate the first story … I don’t need it anymore.
To be perfectly honest, though, I have been writing on and off all my life. Attempted children’s adventure stories, attempts at songs and other things, but it wasn’t until 1996 that I began with more seriousness to the content of my writings. Initially it was poems to clear out the heartache of a failed marriage after twenty five years, but even then I discovered the joys of writing when I found poems were entering my head from sources unknown and it was a natural progression to books which I have been writing ever since.
Now, to be perfectly honest, I cannot judge whether my stories are really up to scratch or I have a wildly inflated ego, but how I judge the quality and longevity of my stories is to put them aside for an indefinite period (usually several months to several years) then bring it back for corrective action and if I no longer feel the storyline and the passion within it then I abandon it. I feel extremely fortunate in finding most of my stories meet with my acceptance and there are several of them I love reading them over and over again even though I am constantly making little changes and adding more in, and I hope that any reader I attract to the story through my ramblings enjoys them as much as I do.

On a sadder note, one of my favourite things to do in life is store away trivia things such as the fact that JENNA COLEMAN’s (Clara) name appears before PETER CAPADILA’s (The Doctor) in the opening credits of the final episode of series 8 of DOCTOR WHO (DEATH IN HEAVEN) and her face appears in the opening credits instead of the doctors. Then in the first few moments the MASTER (Missy) tells the doctor that there are Cybermen popping up in cities around the world: New York, Paris, Marrakech, BRISBANE and Glascow. Then, of course, there is the satirical MARY POPPINS arrival of Missy (The Master) at the graveyard close to the end of the show. This is fact, but it is also pure trivia because not everybody knows the facts even if they watched the show.
There are always u.f.o. stories , ghost stories, unusual stories and unbelievably stupid people stories doing the rounds over the years, and I store hundreds of them away in a closet somewhere in my brain waiting for the right story to bring them out, but this year of 2014 has brought out so many disaster stories I am not sure I want to remember any of them.
Maybe I am getting a bit older and view life and death with a bit more feeling, but I don’t remember a year with so much pain and heartbreak. Nearly every day seemed filled with mayhem and disaster. Everywhere you looked there was someone being hurt. Drunken brawls, deaths through ‘Cowards Punch’, horrendous deaths being shown on the web, plane disasters and missing planes, a rubbish truck running amok through crowds of people in Scotland, Women allegedly thrown or forced to jump off high rise buildings, Ferry disaster in Italy … and the way so many parents mistreated their children … The list of incidents and deaths seems endless and I am certain the list is much higher than previous years.
I have no idea why all these things are happening, nor do I think that I want an answer, but I do know that my heart and prayers. like many others, go out to the hundreds of victims and the loved ones they left behind. Let’s hope that 2015 will be a better year.

But enough of this morbid time of the year.

Instead of romantic poems I have posted some extracts from one of MY children’s books to cheer you up after all that reflection:I Once Knew a Vampire Named Lizzie by me, of course.

In the meantime … have a ball in 2015 (we all deserve a happy year)

Tony

Extracts from I Once Knew a Vampire Named Lizzie by Tony Stewart
(By the way, the reason why I keep placing my name on everything I write is to help in search programs)

I had a cat named ginger
Who ate a green balloon
And the only way we could get it out
Was with a fork and spoon

I had a dog named Freddy
Who flew up to the moon
I haven’t seen him lately
I hope he comes home soon

Jessie put on her dressing gown
And ran out in the pouring rain
But then she ran back inside again –
She had forgotten to put on her brain

Millie saw a white cat
Its fur as thick as thick could be
Millie sprayed it with some paint
Now its kinda thinner – and purple as it can be

I once knew a creature named Mervyn
Who had one thousand legs
And he had a full time job in a laundromat
Where he leased them out as pegs

There was a young mermaid named Sally
Who swam in the deep blue sea
She never got the chance to eat burnt sausages
Or to try honey from a bee

But she thrived upon such salty things
Such as seaweed, crab and shell
But when she ate a long dead seagull
She didn’t feel too well

Mary was a big black spider
Who proposed to a mop named Larry
But Larry felt all washed up
And didn’t want to marry

See Ya

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It’s CHRISTMAS!!!

Hey, everybody.

Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Regards and good wishes

Tony Stewart

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short fat stubby finger publications is back

Short Fat Stubby Finger Publications (Tony Stewart)

Hi, I’m back and I hope somebody is out there.
Just a quick blog to tell you that my website and the first of my books are not far away. All going well I should have the web site up by January 2015 and the first of the books available not long after.
The first book will be “The cow that could swim’ which tells the true … well almost true … no, you better make that a very ‘poetic licenced true story’ of a cow that got caught in the 2011 Queensland, Australia floods and was washed downstream in the Brisbane river from Ipswich to Brisbane before managing to escape.
Now I must admit that I have not actually spoken to the cow about the facts, but I have, over a few drinks, been assured by Fatso, the dolphin, that most of my story is fairly close to the truth and who wouldn’t trust a dolphin. I mean look how revered Flipper was.
At any rate, The Cow That Could Swim is the first of my draw-it-yourself-books which I have created for several reasons, including producing a permanent gift from a young child to a loved one (eg: Mother, Father, Grandparents ect., or the reverse). It can also be saved to share with their own children when the time comes and it can also be used as a fund raiser by schools who could have it illustrated by the teachers/ by the students/ by a gifted friend of the school and sold at auction during the school’s fund raising day.
I am also considering making the book available in e-pub, but I have yet to decide whether that will be beneficial to the buyer as parchment paper (cartridge paper) can be fairly costly and you would need this paper for all forms of drawing (paint, charcoal, pencil) and it can be an expensive product to purchase and the user would need approx 30 pages plus a hard cover (top/bottom) and the comb binder and wires or plastic combs. But if anybody has any thoughts please let me know.
The information regarding the draw-it-yourself books is listed on the web page, but for now I’ll give you the details. The books are a4 sized cartridge paper (sketch paper), approx 30 plus pages per story (15 pages of text and 15 pages of blank paper for illustration. The stories are told in a serial cliff-hanger style and there is a one or two line summary of the preceding page’s storyline printed at the trop of the illustration page to help the reader to know what needs to be in the illustration, but the words can easily be drawn over if not wanted.
Well that’s it for the moment.
I will leave you with a poem and until the next time,
Have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year
Tony Stewart

Guilt
By Tony Stewart

I loved you
more than you will ever know
but you just left me
you just had to go

you never made me your woman
you never wanted me to be your bride
so you just left me with tainted love
never caring what you left inside

I bore the scars of our love alone
no help from you or anyone
I was treated like a leper
there was no one for me to me to phone

There was nothing heard from you
I alone carried all the shame
of being a single mother
of a child that bore your name

Society frowned down on me
a wanton hussy who cared not at all
and they all sat back laughing
waiting for me to fall

But I would not grace them
with a pitiful plea for their charity
I would prove to both them and you
that I was a rarity

I would love and cherish
the fruit from the seed that grew
and every day that child would get love
that was always clean and true

But try as hard as I may
the pressure was too great for me
I succumbed to their evil thoughts
and gave up the link that binded me with you

And I find it hard to understand
Why I alone this blame must bear
and why you could stay around
to recognize
you’re free to roam without a care

While I live all my life
carrying guilt and condemnation
simply because
I loved you

The Cow That Could Swim  by Tony Stewart

The Cow That Could Swim
by Tony Stewart

The Cow That Could Swim  by Tony Stewart

The Cow That Could Swim
by Tony Stewart

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The progress of my site

Hi,
Hope everything is going well with you.

I have moved to Wix and am making great progress constructing my web site.

The web site will list all books I have written as well as those in progress and will most likely start with the availability of 4 volumes of poetry and two of the draw-it-yourself books, and as soon as I obtain enough money from my super after my retirement in January 2015 I will begin to arrange for the publication of several of my novels via a print on demand publisher and also publish them in e-pub formats.

Well that’s it for now and I will again end with a poem from the Love and Other Memories volumes

Regards

Tony Stewart

ps. this may be an out of sequence blog … sorry

Today’s Poem

Last Night (I Had a Bad Dream)
by Tony Stewart

Last night I had a bad dream
I was a little scared
I cried a little bit
But I’m sure that nobody heard
and I doubt that anybody cared

Because my mother didn’t come in
And check that I was alright
I could hear my father’s snoring
And in the next bed – my brother never stirred
not once throughout the night

But it wasn’t easy
To go back to sleep again
Because I was left wondering
About the the dream that caused me pain

I had dreamt of Hobgoblins
Tickling my toes and feet
And humongous, gigantic frothy waves
In a sea of soft drink – that tasted oh so sweet

I had dreamt of flying sea gulls
And Pelicans and some fish
That all ended up inside my boat
Then cooked – and placed upon my plate

And then I started sinking
Into that bubbly cordial sea
My mouth swallowed so much drink
I was feeling sick as I could be

When out of nowhere
A hand reached down to me
Pulled me quickly back to land
Away from the frothy sea

But instead of feeling safe again
A spider changed my mind
As he wandered down his web
And ran onto my arm

Not only was he black and red
But his teeth were very green
And as his saliva ran down his chin
I felt like I should start to scream

But before I got the chance
To run as far as I could
The spider disappeared
Replaced by a length of wood

But not just a piece of normal wood
This was green and blue
Sparkling like the brightest star
I wondered what it would do

It spun and spun
And turned around
Then suddenly it was no longer a piece of wood
It was a snake upon the ground

Now this was all too much for me
Snakes and spiders, and soft drink sea
So I woke up and stayed awake
From three o’clock – ‘till it was time for school for me

And when my mother
The next morning asked why I looked so tired
I tried to explain
The dreams that I’d had as the night expired

But she just laughed
And then she said
Not to mix peanuts and jam, and chocolate on my bread
Just before I went to bed

I wish I could take her
Through the worlds that I walk at night
To crabs with two heads
And giants with bad breath that give me such a fright

To lands of monkeys that eat cheese
And purple dogs and cats
To where I can really fly
And sing just like a little bird

Then perhaps she would see
And perhaps she’d understand
That my days – sometimes
Are just like my dreams
mainly very strange to comprehend
and often end up
with my mouth exuding screams

And when my days are like a bad dream
Sometimes I get scared
like an insect being looked at by a bird
And then I cry just a little
But nobody ever listens
my screams are never heard

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Short Fat Stubby Finger Publications

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